Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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