I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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