Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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