Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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