And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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