You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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