so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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