is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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