I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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