Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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