I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
