i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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