She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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