Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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