ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i dont even know how to be here
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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