shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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