Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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