Need sex. Gaining weight.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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