You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i came on her dog
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
