Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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