That's intense
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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