just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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