I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
