i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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