did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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