OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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