Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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