My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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