No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
