I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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