how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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