Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
