he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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