That's intense
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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