Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
