we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Drake has all the answers
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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