Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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