Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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