Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
