that's an acceptable place to lick
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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