is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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