Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
home. puking in laundry basket.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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