i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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