i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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