Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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