He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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