Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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