some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
third nipple confirmed
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
