my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
wow bdsm is so cute
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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