they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i want to swaddle you in tequila
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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