He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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