no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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