dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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